triple loader

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. The act of having sex with a very loose woman.

In this case, the male's penis is like the agitator in a large washing machine (hence the term triple loader). It would therefore be boring for both parties involved due to the large amount of empty space in there.
I can't believe I paid fifty bucks for a triple loader!

by Naxevem June 27, 2006
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Triple Special

Snorting coke, taking an xtc pill and injecting heroin all at the same time.
Me: “You wanna do something special tonight? I got a bunch of drugs lying around.”

You: “Why not make it a Triple Special?”
by Amove December 01, 2020
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Triple special

Snorting coke, taking an xtc pill and injecting heroin all at the same time.
Me:”Wanna have some fun? I’ve got a bunch of drugs lying around”

You:”Why not make it a triple special?”
by Amove December 01, 2020
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Triple Job

Colloquially "Triple J"
When one receives all of the below at the same time; a blow job, a hand job ands a rim job.
3-4 parties must be involved for a triple J to occur. Anything with more parties would be considered a Triple J Orgy.
Guy 1: Those two chicks gave me a sick Triple Job last night.

Guy 2: Sound mate! I've never had more than a Double J
by Gold5 November 07, 2015
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(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 25, 2013
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Triple Trencher

Popping 3 Nicotine pouches at the same time in the bottom or top lips
"Damn bro he's rocking a triple trencher right now"
by bickCAC October 31, 2020
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Triple Sunday

A sexual act that includes anal sex where the penis causes the receiving anus to bleed. The penis then become saturated with blood and feces. The receiver then preforms oral sex on the saturated penis until it ejaculates. Therefore, a triple Sunday consists of three ingested ingredients : Blood, Feces, and Semen.
This act is more common among homosexual males than it is between during heterosexual intercourse.
"Hey boy, let me give you a triple Sunday."
by John Kranz November 14, 2007
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