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business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
if someone you trust tells you are committing business-suicide, please don't deny that you may not have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business.
by Sexydimma April 10, 2015
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New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta December 31, 2023
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Quasi-suicidal

Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.
I think Alex is sounding very quasi-suicidal these days, we should check on him.
by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023
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Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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genetic suicide

Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.

Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.

The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.

These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.

So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"

"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
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Suicide

The action of a person causing their own death, typically because of strong depression (e.g, loss of family or family member).
There were many cases of suicide in 2003.
by Psuna May 17, 2022
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Suicide Director

A director of stories about suicide a little like Logan Paul.
kind man suicide director suicide director
by Apesayer May 2, 2018
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