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Testicular suicide

What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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Testicular super-suicide

What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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Vaginal suicide

What you say after watching someone hit herself in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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suicide dress

A very low cut and revealing dress highlighting cleavage which makes a woman's breasts appear to be on a ledge and ready to jump out from the fabric edge
Sparkles was out clubbing with the distas and wore a suicide dress causing the crowd to wonder if her breasts would jump out while she was on the dance floor!
by El Diablo4eva October 7, 2025
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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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Suicidal empathy

When someone has so much empathy towards the wrong people that it ends up putting them in danger.
"We should let this group of terrorists into our country"

"Another moron with suicidal empathy"
by Sograt October 23, 2025
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