Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

Romancing the Stone by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

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Stone

He is a sexy beast! All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him! He has the best frickin' hair ever! He's always really nice and makes everyone feel special. When he walks in the room everybody is lookin' at him!

Person 1: "Ooh! Look at that hot guy over there!"
Person 2: "That's Stone."

Stone by immasexybeast July 1, 2011

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stoner

a being who partakes in one of the simplest pleasures in life; marijuana.
even when the rest of the human population looks down upon this lifestyle
stoners remain happy and peaceful.

all stoners hate the mo' fuggin po po, da fuzz, po-lice

Rules Of The Sacred Rotation:
1. The rotation must be decided before the first hit is taken.
2. Provider of the Ganj smokes green.
3. Provider of the piece (if other than provider of weed) smokes second.
4. Lighters are passed between smokers no matter what.
5. Nobody is skipped.
6. Nobody takes double hits except the provider, and if this happens to occur it is looked down upon, but acceptable.
7. Provider decides when to end the rotation.

Mary was a stoner because maryjane™ was her myspace name.

stoner by LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA March 29, 2007