A squad is a group of people who are very close friends. A squad usually consists of 3 to 5 members. Squad members can be seen together on social media and out in public. A squad sticks together, and they always have each others backs. You can depend on your squad to help you to your feet when you fall. Some people even consider their squad to be family.
Person 1: I'm in trouble. I need help.
Person 2(squad member): Don't worry, your squad is behind you.
Person 2(squad member): Don't worry, your squad is behind you.
by Tato_1010 June 19, 2018

Person 1 YOU HAVE AN OVAL TOILET!
Person 2 I gotta shit. Wanna join?
Person 1 Sure absolutely!
Person 3 Damn my stomach is turning too ill join the Toilet Squad
Person 4 done took a laxative
Person 2 I gotta shit. Wanna join?
Person 1 Sure absolutely!
Person 3 Damn my stomach is turning too ill join the Toilet Squad
Person 4 done took a laxative
by Dankdab2020 April 1, 2021

by Mr. Definitions October 20, 2010

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.
Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."
by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024

An internet phenomenon. Assumed to be an organization of people who has from police and citizen forms have “unmatched intelligence and strength” and regularly seen to be helping the public and solving unsolved crimes. Known to have playing cards on them representing who they are, ranging from the “ace of spades”, “queen of hearts”, “four of diamonds”, “king of spades”, “joker” “seven of clubs” and more. All known to be using/holding swords or knives.From police reports non of them have been found or even caught. Mostly in/around Atlanta Georgia. Currently police have released a 1,000$ reward for each member of the organization. Known to be 13 members all around the ages of 14-29~.
by Especiallysave February 1, 2024

A group of people that are social outcasts. They are avid anime lovers to a level that is unhealthy and downright cringy. They can't communicate like normal functioning adults and use anime related memes and weeb talk instead. They have no social life and therefore value online interaction more than real life. They will hold grudges against you even if you didnt wrong them personally, since they value social justice ad absurdum. They will remain low life individuals and never achieve anything meaningful in life. They are still virgin and will most likely lose their virginity to their bisexual friend that may or may not be attracted to underage looking girls.
by Brexit Enthusiast November 8, 2018

guy 1: woah man pride month is very gay
guy 2: be careful saying stuff like that, the alphabet squad might come for you
tbh: yipee
guy 2: be careful saying stuff like that, the alphabet squad might come for you
tbh: yipee
by smippysnippy June 27, 2022
