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Social Bowl

Sitting in a circle with a large group of people, whom you have never met before, each taking a hit off a bong or pipe while telling people a little about yourself.
'Hey man, you coming to the kickback tonight?'
'Naw, I won't know anybody there. It'd feel weird.'
'No worries, dude. We're having a Social Bowl tonight. You should join. It's a great way to make friends.'
by OldEarthChaos October 12, 2012
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Social Rubbing

When one person rubs their head against another and say social rubbing. Usually very awkward when done to someone you barely know. Always hilarious when doing it to friends.
person 1-hey wanna see something

person 2-sure

person 1 walks over and starts rubbing their head on person 2

person 1-SOCIAL RUBBING!!!
by zan the woman October 19, 2011
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socially linear

unable to understand social interaction; unable to pickup social cues
Quinn is so Socially linear that he couldn't tell I was making a light joke.
by Squier1212 August 19, 2008
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social capital

consists of both words social and capital
Social Capital is the extensive base of networks which an educated, knowledgable, and well integrated people create that facilitates economic development and activity.
At the macro level, social capital can affect the economic performance and the processes of economic growth and development.
by Micheal Brenen January 19, 2006
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social retard

Someone who either can't learn social skills, learned them too late, doesn't care about them, or doesn't want to learn them. The fact you had to look this easy, almost non-slang definition up on a freaking website means you're probably a social retard. Don't worry, it's actually becoming pretty common.
Monica: Yeah, I'd say hi and talk to her, but she freaking looks at me for five solid seconds before thinking what to say.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.
by internetless December 25, 2015
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Social carcinogen

A person who is seen to be derogatory to social standing when seen with - socially carcinogenic.
"Yo man what the hell are you doing hanging around with Daisy!?"

"I know everyone hates her...I just thought we sorta clicked,"

"Dude find your balls! She looks like a walrus..everyone hates her. She's totally a social carcinogen!"
by ExEE April 19, 2009
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libertarian socialism

An anarchist who likes government. A libertarian who hates freedom. A communist/socialist with a different name for PR reasons. Basically something that doesn't make sense. Another way of describing it...a monkey in a pinata.
Libertarian Socialism is the perfect ideology for a schizo.
by Bucky O'Hare May 3, 2006
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