September 11

The day the finest girl ever that I can’t have was born 🙈

Yo, guess who’s birthday it is.
Wait, is it that finest girl in chemistry?
Yessir

No way it’s September 11

September 11 by justsomesecretguy August 2, 2022

September 11th 

This day is mostly known for hot cross bun day. But yet people talk about the twin towers like no one cares, those towers got hit by like a plane or something. Remember, when it’s September 11th, just remember to remind people of hot cross bun day.

Random: September 11th is a day to remember

Me: yeah, it hot cross bun day

Random: bro what? It’s the day that the World Trade Center got hit

Me: What do yo mean? Its hot cross bun day. Who cares about some planes going into buildings?

Random: bro don’t talk to me

Me: ok. Happy hot cross bun day

September 11th by Epicgamer33 August 8, 2022

september 12,2006 

real niggas birthday

real niggas born on september 12,2006

september 12,2006 by johnny234567 August 22, 2022

September 2 

September 2nd is send Brandon full nude day.

Omg Becky it's september 2 we almost forgot to send brandon a nude. Holy cow you're right! I'll send him a couple to make it up to him!

September 2 by Youbetyourbottom August 29, 2022

September 1st 

National slap your girls coochie day :)

On September 1st say to your girl, “What’s up shawty” then slap her coochie

September 1st by Yourmumisamilf<3 August 31, 2022

september 2nd 

national grab ass day. today is the day to grab ass, and you cant get in trouble.

babe, today is september 2nd, national grab ass day, so lemme grab yo ass. yo shit look fat today to.

september 2nd by tttyyuu September 1, 2022

September 1st 

National nudes day

Your homies or partners have to send you spicy nudes

Ex.dude send the pics it’s September 1st

September 1st by Monkeyking83663 September 1, 2022