Rusty Toiletpaper

When a man wraps penis in sandpaper and has anal sex with a female.

Female 1: what happened to you last night.

Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend

Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!

by GOASTELOVER69 July 5, 2012

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

It's been so long since I've had a girlfriend that all I have now is a Rusty Venture.

by BrockSamsonsBlueBalls November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you masturbate so much that your dick gets red and dried out.

He's going home alone tonight, looks like he's gonna pull a rusty venture!

by Hank&Dean November 25, 2010

Rusty Padula

You have to have a bald head. You eat a woman's ass out. She then shits on your bald head. After she shits on your head you
proceed to insert your skull into her vagina.

Dude you better take your glasses off, you might get them lost doing a rusty padula.

What are those brown spots on your head? Oh thats just from the rusty padula.

by Ralph Padula February 29, 2008

Rusty Bagpipes

Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!

by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009

Rusty Venture

Jacking off until your dick becomes red and wrinkly.

I gave myself a Rusty Venture after finding my stash of old porno in the attic.

by kloud7 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

Rusty Venture: An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

by Rusty Venture's November 24, 2010