A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).
that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down
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by Epicccccc October 10, 2013
An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.
Rusty Venture: An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.
by Rusty Venture's November 22, 2010