Rusty Bagpipes

Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!

by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009

Rusty chandelier

When your girlfriend is on her period, you're doing anal, and that bloody tampon string is dangling. That, my friend, is a rusty chandelier.

The rusty chandelier was swinging away last night.

by Gingykee July 16, 2015

Rusty zipper

When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.

"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "

by Nastycar August 19, 2015

rusty rhino

When a light skinned nigger pulls his dick out of another guys ass and the "horn" is covered in shit.

Man did you see that porno on cable last night the nigger pulled his dick out to reveal a rusty rhino.

by Niggerhatin'whiteboi July 30, 2017

Rusty Toiletpaper

When a man wraps penis in sandpaper and has anal sex with a female.

Female 1: what happened to you last night.

Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend

Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!

by GOASTELOVER69 July 5, 2012

rusty donte

A rusty donte is a sex tool to be shoved in a womens cameltoe, while popping a 2inch cherry.

DAMN! That bitch just pulled a rusty donte!

by Epicccccc October 11, 2013

Rusty Venture

An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

Rusty Venture: An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

by Rusty Venture's November 24, 2010