You have to have a bald head. You eat a woman's ass out. She then shits on your bald head. After she shits on your head you
proceed to insert your skull into her vagina.
proceed to insert your skull into her vagina.
Dude you better take your glasses off, you might get them lost doing a rusty padula.
What are those brown spots on your head? Oh thats just from the rusty padula.
What are those brown spots on your head? Oh thats just from the rusty padula.
by Ralph Padula February 29, 2008
Get the Rusty Padulamug. Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.
by PhilMcCrackin January 20, 2009
Get the Rusty Bagpipesmug. When a light skinned nigger pulls his dick out of another guys ass and the "horn" is covered in shit.
Man did you see that porno on cable last night the nigger pulled his dick out to reveal a rusty rhino.
by Niggerhatin'whiteboi July 30, 2017
Get the rusty rhinomug. Female 1: what happened to you last night.
Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend
Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!
Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend
Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!
by GOASTELOVER69 July 5, 2012
Get the Rusty Toiletpapermug. "I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "
by Nastycar August 19, 2015
Get the Rusty zippermug. A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).
that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down
by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011
Get the rusty snotlockermug. An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.
Rusty Venture: An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.
by Rusty Venture's November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug.