Robert

Robert or Rob for short cuz he’s a little shit.Robert is a cool guy expect he will cheat on you jus to simple have a backup girlfriend incase it won’t work out do pici stebou chcipni. He’s the typical curly hair white boy who don’t know his place yet. Chas mri minc chanzalo kar

Random girl: is that a pig

No, it’s Robert

by Pico March 21, 2022

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Robert

A handsome alpha male hide your mom if he is around Or she will immediately fall for her also known as nighthawk

Robert or nighthawk

by Johnny765467 March 24, 2022

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Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen

Different people coming up with words to describe him:
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"

"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"

"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."

by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022

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Robert

Cheeseburger

"Robert like cheeseburger"

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Roberts

A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.

"Oh my god, is that Roberts?!??! I NEED HIS COCK!!!!

by Lanky-Slav April 1, 2022

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robert elliff

Is when someone becomes very successful and powerful but shares it with all the common people and the empoverished. It also kind discribe a great leader or king.

Wow hrs so kind and generous he must be practicing ye art of Robert elliff!
Man, that guy is not only powerful and wealthy but he shares it all with his neibors..he obviously has plstudied the oibert elliff techn ique

by anonymous April 3, 2022

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