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Robert

The sexiest smartest big penis guy in the world, he could steal your girl an fuck your mom, watch out for Robert!
Guy 1 : Hey have you seen Robert

Girl 2 : Yea, His penis is so much bigger then yours!

Guy 1 : 😡
by Sommer Ray 837482 November 21, 2021
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robert dines

Robert Dines comes from the norweign town of 'Robbertoa'
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
'Wow, he must be Robert Dines'
by Alex saleh August 1, 2009
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maya roberts

This is all true, I have proof but it is too long to type: Maya Roberts is fantastic at athletics and excellent at all sports (apart from long distance) she is a great singer and quite popular in school (not that popular though I'm not going to lie)
Maya Roberts' feelings: she is thinking 'why do people bother of taking friends away from her to get popular, they'll never be popular to her and other people that know what they've done. You only need to be popular with your true friends. Nobody else.'
by Maya Roberts October 15, 2015
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Robert !

my wonderful husband, i love him so dearly and im very grateful. Anyone who has a robert should count themselves lucky ! he’s truly straight from heaven. he knows how to take care of their ladies and makes them feel very loved. Any one with a robert in their life regardless of if their your dad, brother, boyfriend, husband, fiancée, anything, you should tell him you love him and you’re grateful for him. :)
oh girllll, D married a Robert ! she’s so lucky
by drulez2008 May 17, 2025
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Robert

Robert is the boss. He also has a long dick.
Not so deep Robert because my pussy hurts.
by lm420 January 2, 2017
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Robert

Robert is a one of a kind man. He is super handsome. He has the gyat. There is one bad thing about him…… he is very gay.
by JakeSmitty44 January 26, 2024
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Robert Vaughn

Can refer to two different lawyer-related people:
(1) A famous Hollywood-actor dude who would puff any law firm ("Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!") on da boob-tube for a fat fee.
(2) A real-life b**ls**t lawyer of da same name as da tough-guy actor mentioned in Definition #1; apparently a lot of people are dissatisfied with him, both for his disgraceful performance and the outrageous fees he charges.
I'd always thought that Robert Vaughn was the "exclusive advocate" for Joe Bornstein until I saw him touting another law-firm in the exact same way in a TV -ad while I was visiting relatives in another state. It kinda reduced my trust in his positive words about "Calling Joe", especially since I actually DID call that law firm for assistance --- as have several of my friends --- and have never gotten any response whatsoever.
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
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