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piss jerking

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter
Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career
by piss jerking October 14, 2014
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Pissed-Offative

Being Pissed Off To The Highest Level OF Pissitivity pissed
Ray Ray: Man I'm pissed!

Devion: How pissed?

Ray Ray: Fuck man, I'm so pissed I'm pissed-offative!
by dseudonym April 8, 2005
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piss on bricks

A sentence of absolute frustration, when nothing else comes to mind to define your frustrations, this phrase is put into use.
Olivia: Well, what if the douchebag doesn't ignore you?
Katherine: Then piss on bricks.
by Totlo Wolf October 21, 2012
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fast piss

peeing/ urinating very fast or swiftly because-
1) you are in a hurry coz ur fav T.V. show has started
2) loo smells bad
3) someone else has to use the bathroom

normally people take a fast piss because of the 2nd reason.
hey man, your loo smells so bad. First, i decided not to go in there but it was urgent so i took a fast piss.
by sudanny October 23, 2009
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piss queen

A gay man who likes to be urinated on and/or who drinks another man's urine as part of a sexual encounter
Did you see that piss queen with the piss flowing onto his face, into his mouth and down his chest? He was swallowing! That's hot!
by Kevitar September 24, 2018
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piddle-piss

The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.

Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.

Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)

Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."

The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
by dablainester July 17, 2009
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Piss Fingers

A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.
"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."
by Lokimotive October 3, 2021
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