Dumb P

n; as used in the song "Santana DVX" by the lonely Island. Any dink/s that are 100% guaranteed to get you and you"r friends totally shit faced

Dude, me and Dave were hitting that Dumb P at the party last night. Can't remember any thing it got me so fucked up.

by imackie June 03, 2009

P Check

The act of two or more males, belonging to any given sexual orientation and united under the addictive tendencies of E-cigarette use, inquiring as to the remaining level of vape juice currently present within the other party's pod (aka "P").

Male Friend 1: "What's up bro, mandatory P check"

Male Friend 2: *presents a pod with minimal vape juice remaining*
Male Friend 1: "Woah bro, it's already gone? We got those yesterday"

Male Friend 2: "Yeah bro, I've been K'n Ps"

by DanBlizarianButtJuul January 30, 2022

P bum

A park bumb . Someone who no longer has friends so they hangout at parks all alone

Guy: dude have you seen Hannah lately ?

Friend: no I heard she's a p bum now. I guess she tried sleeping with one of her friends best friends

Guy: damn that sucks she was pretty cool.
Friend: I guess that's what happens when you don't listen to your friends.

by Warriorwords November 08, 2016

Dany P

someone who loves his friends. he‘s very caring and loves to say words in german such as quatschkopf.

Dany P is an amazing friend.

by luanesha April 20, 2023

P-TECH

A program that's supposed to be fun, but ends up being a living hell.

Person 1: "Hey, how's P-Tech going?"
Person 2: "Don't even get me fucking started."

by Sports Master November 16, 2017

p. wheels

Patrick Sean Wheeler I of Lawrence Massachusetts a.k.a. Lord of the flame; a p. wheels or wheeler is one insane individual who lives for chaos and destruction, whether by huge fires or explosions, or dangerous car driving.

"Shit did you see those p wheels fly by? he's going go hit that old women!"

by Bennie December 08, 2004

P-Funk

A "P-Funk" is a person (mostly a British person) who is snobby and brags/talks quite a lot.

"you see that guy that being such a P-Funk" - person 1
"yeah that asshat" - person 2
"I hate his guts" - person 1

by CozyShmosy December 15, 2022