Amy-John

A lesbian. Plain and simple.

Don't try and hit on those women over there, they are a bunch of Amy-Johns.

by Nerd Flanders February 28, 2015

John Roblox

Simp/Has no girlfriend

A: Oh I heard John roblox loves non-existent anime girls.
B: Someone told me John roblox is a SIMP

by Iamnotrevealingmyuser March 16, 2021

papa johned

When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.

See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html

I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.

by Ilsun May 1, 2007

john ha

The act of willingly giving your bros a blowjob because they've had a rough week.

Hey I could really use a John ha

by Cornmuffin391 March 30, 2016

John Stones

Franz Beckenbauer from Barnsley. Only better. And passes more balls.

He just passes everything with style, he is such a John Stones.

by herofromzerofromhero July 8, 2018

john swan

john swan is a mute swan he is an amazing youtuber and worthy of being stanned 💞💞💞

"hold up is that john swan?"

"yeah"

"damn he's really COOL"

by CliffsX June 2, 2019

john ed

A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back

“yes fat bum”
“leg it ye john ed”

by shoutout2dogsnaninaedlock August 27, 2020