virgin crack

the crackling sound that is made when a screw is removed for the first time ever from any piece of equipment

If you don't hear the virgin crack, it's possible the screw has been taken out before

by nadbmal July 11, 2017

Crack copy

Marijuana

Marijuana is basically a crack copy

by uwuaca December 19, 2021

Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022

crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.

When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.

by chillerlingo January 8, 2012

Cracked the sooks

Cry baby, shy, coward

Someone has cracked the sooks

by Juicy_jungle June 4, 2022

crack pirate

When a crack dealer owns everything in your house and sets up shop in it. To Take over all your possessions in exchange for crack.

Man Bills got a problem. He lost all his shit to crack pirates. They got all his shit.

by Chief rain maker July 15, 2014

crack flaps

butt cheeks

Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.

by A-Boogz July 3, 2014