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Woman

A non-existing representation of our Will to Live. Women are not real, they are just hollow scarecrows, means to subjugate populations and the opium of the people.
"Woman not real fam, get over it"
-Arthur Schopenhauer
by ph1l0s0ph1 November 21, 2021
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Woman-girl

A female who possesses the physical attributes of a mature woman, but the demeanor and facial features of a younger girl. An example would be teenage females that have precociously developed physically, or have been hyper-sexualized by a parent. Some consider Asian female teenagers and those in their early twenties as examples as well.
"I've been around the world, lookin' for that woman-girl"
by Toryu88 April 25, 2023
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National Womans Rights Day!

National Womans Rights Day is every flipping day! No matter who you are trans or a man or even nonbinary a woman is a human like you a woman has eaqual rights like you so don't sexualy herass them then they will never get close to another man again.
A woman was walking down a street once and a man asked can u come with me the woman said no and the man asked why she was wearing a short, dress then and the woman said my joice of outfit is not an invitation go flip yourself. National Womans Rights Day!
by Coopmalkyle3 September 7, 2021
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Pretty Woman

A term used to take charge of your own social media & the use of the Mute & See Less of This features, & saying no to notifications. In reference to the 1990 hit rom-com ‘I say who, I say when, I say how much’
My Sister in Law’s Instagram posts were driving me crazy so I Pretty Woman-ed her.
by Emalooberry November 26, 2019
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Born Woman

An Adult Human Born Biologically Female.
A born woman may choose to identify as a different gender and or lack there of at some point later in they're adult life.
by CrowOfCommonSense May 29, 2023
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Big Woman Personality Disorder

Big Woman Personality Disorder (also known as BWPD) is a personality disorder in which a woman is loud, obnoxious, and tastelessly bombastic. It should not be recognized as a real personality, but rather as an amalgamation of anything that happens to pop into her brain and needs to be yelled about. The "big woman" refers to the nature of the personality, not the literal size of the woman, though they can (and often do) correspond. They can often be identified by wearing backpacks far too small to be useful or stylish, and they may be "Disney adults." There is a lesser known corresponding disorder for men but it better blends in amongst the populace as it is generally more expected and is less of a "cry for help." Note that not all talkative women have BWPD, since one major requirement is obnoxiousness.
What is that woman yapping so obnoxiously about? Must be big woman personality disorder.
by davus0000 August 23, 2024
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Woman

If I was a woman?
Hym “Well, apparently, the best thing you can do in that regard (as a woman) is get a job working with retards and then just fuck the retards.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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