Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022

sick joke

Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

Joke

The thing people say to you when you want to tell them a Joke

Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!

by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018

joke recycler

One who poses the lack of humor, has no imagination to create humor on their own, must use the funny humor of someone else, to recycle, re-use, most likely to be laughed at, then laughed with, a real jerk butt, i.e " a new joke "...

A true joke recycler.... A bearer of bad jokes!

by Latin Super Star January 3, 2010

Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

inside jokes

i doubt the urban dictionary administrators will accept this

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Your pseudonym September 6, 2025

Joked

One who's had too much of a good time.

This week end has been a blast, but I'm all joked out.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020