Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.

John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.

by high6ix67 June 16, 2018

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

noodle soodle

A less crude, more appropriate name for a child’s genitaia, more specifically the nut sack.

Those kids have exceptionally small, hairless noodle soodles.

by Ethantyrobi November 22, 2017

Noodle

What a heterosexual woman becomes, when she drinks too much and makes out with any other female. This is because, a noodle is straight until wet.

Alicia is such a noodle. 3 Shots, then she's swapping spit with any chick willing to make out with her.

by bucbinky May 30, 2016

Amish noodles

When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce

Mom made Amish noodles for dinner

by Jimmy neutron 23 February 18, 2021

Three way noodle bowl

3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.

I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.

by Coressed_McNugget August 14, 2019

Milking noodles

To give and or receive a handjob from a hanging position;
To remove spaghetti sauce from a noodle by pinching the top with your fingers and sliding down to get the sauce off.

As she was milking noodles the sauce came out :)

by The real Jacob M October 10, 2021