Steve

Steve is really lovely and handsome. If you have a Steve in your life, you are blessed. Be very thankful for Steve. He's a real genius and he has a sense of humor. Everyone should have at least one Steve in their life.

Sascha: "Who is this?"
Rebecca: *It's Steve, he's just amazing"

by Beccijean92 November 21, 2021

The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017

Steve

Steve is like… a peaceful song. Almost like the absence of chaos. His soul is peaceful & comforting it’ll make you feel as though there’s no bad in the world. You don’t meet too many people with a soul like that. You should get yourself a Steve because he just might change your life in ways you never thought could be possible. Steve is one of those people you should never let go of.

“Steve is an energy that never dies”

by Jusluvbloo July 16, 2023

Steve-ing

To play devils advocate

I'm going to be Steve-ing tonight in this debate.

by Emos Unicorn April 1, 2021

Steve

An unidentified coach or other person whom others expect that you are on a first name basis with when you in fact are not.

Who the fuck is Steve.

by lbprops April 14, 2024

Sloppy Steve

When a neocon bangs his boss in the butt whilst simultaneously stroking said boss and wearing a KKK hat.

Oh man, Jeff, Reince, Kush, DonJ, Kev, Paul and Vlad lined up and gave Big D the old Sloppy Steve for like about the last year, huh?

by QuinnFlint April 24, 2018

Steve

The most fucked up friend you'll ever have,he likes to sexually harass other boys and make sex noises out of nowhere,he doesn't have any sense of embarrassment where he can just scream in the middle of the road and scream to random people in the street,truly a mysterious and disgusting creature

Oh fuck, it's a Steve!!!,run for your life!

by the light to your ways November 27, 2021