Noob

*Means you are new to the game*

Let me show you and example of the best community in Gaming History:
#Dota 2 In Radiant
Noob:Hey guys what hero should i pick?
I am new to Dota 2 xddd
Teammate 1:сука бляяяяя
Я 100000 ммр соло

Го го го Б
Teammate 2:Go kys noob xdddddddd
Teammate 3:Putang ina mo
Tara Slardar tara b b b
Teammate 4 (in mic): *Distorted sounds of World War 2 with a girl getting raped and eating ramen while listening to Shitty Dubstep and playing minecraft* till it lags out
*Dire Victory*

by Honest Game Reviews March 19, 2017

Noob

A not cool/annoying Peron

"dude you know that person named Bella she's such a noob"

by laukaykel November 19, 2018

Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

noob

Ignoramus

Dumb Ass, you're a total nOOb.

by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011

Noob

One who has the name of Schiavetta or contains a Schiavetta like substance. Also, one who uses the word 1337 (leet or elite) to describe themselves.

Your such a Schiavetta, just look "noob" up on Urban Dictionary.

by Rahiim January 21, 2009

Noob

Prawn crackers

Noobs and red wine is the best sunday night treat known to man

by crissyb666 May 2, 2011

Noob

Noob is also the term for newbie or new. A noob is someone who is new to a game or new to the entire community itself. Some may say this word incorrectly to people who are not very advanced to a game but have played it a while then they have.

Anna is a noob on the game, "Brawlhalla".

by norskyy_ August 24, 2019