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noah will love you then he won’t on and off until it finally breaks you. but you can never stop loving him
noah - i love you

2 days later

noah - i can’t be with you

2 weeks later
noah - i love you

and it goes on and on.
by gigi2014 July 12, 2024
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Noah

A good guy when he wants to be, but has a crazy bad temper and will fuck up any one who messes with him. Loves music and hates life. Is a tad perverted, but knows when not to be. Loves when he wants to, hates anyone who annoys him slightly.
Damn, that boy mad! Must be a Noah!
by NkJKillin April 8, 2019
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noah is a boy who stinks he has no drip and he has a crush on gianna
gianna: hey noah

noah: hahahah hiii
by imnothereanymorebyebye October 22, 2020
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Noah is better than matthew. Matthew is fatter
by BickyGlicky August 8, 2021
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Noah

That a-hole kid in your class that always tries every way he can to annoy the hell outta you.
"Bro I got this NOAH in my class, they're so annoying I swear."
"Same man, Why can't they just disappear?"
by OofioisAngyLOL March 8, 2021
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You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"
Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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arse so fat its bigger than a nuke it will explode ur face becuase you are deffos gay
Noah has a fat arse
by hot alpha male May 18, 2022
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