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miley {massacre}

The most wonderful girl on myspace... she TOTALLY rocks!
You can talk to miley {massacre} at myspace.com/mileymassacre9
by Rae Miller December 25, 2007
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Nametag Massage

A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.
Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage
by Chris Doberstein August 17, 2008
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Mass Irish.

Similar to the Irish goodbye.

When a large group of people move outside of a bar for a smoke and while outside, make a plan to go elsewhere and leave without letting anyone inside know they are leaving.
Bartender: Hey Tommy, where did half of my customers go?
Tommy: Yeah, like ten people went out for a smoke about 20 minutes ago. They're gone now.
Bartender: Seriously? Damn! They pulled a Mass Irish.
by Blanca C August 6, 2013
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mass-produced rebellion

To be a rebellious hardocre anarchist-communist by buying mass-produced anarchy patches and spiked jewlery from CAPITALIST stores such as Hot Topic. Basically, rebellion against capitalism created by capitalism to produce profits.

Good job, capitalists. :-) You really convinced those morons to give you money. Gotta hand it to you.
Duuuude, we're hellllla sick. We got these anarchy patches and angry T-Shirts from Hot Topic. Linkin Park is so cool man, their whiny angst about being rich and white and upper-middle class really gets through my thick skull to my dead brain, dude. YEaaaah.
by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2004
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salad massacre

when shane and james go into the fridge and see that the lettuce is torn apart which brings tears to our eyes
i went into the kitchen and saw lettuce crying and i said o my god this is a salad massacre
by "theman" September 10, 2006
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MASS

Shortened and somewhat corrupted pronunciation of the derogatory word 'dumbass'. Used to describe some kind of fool, or someone who's made a particularly foolish mistake, or some kind of epic fail.

Quite notably created by the infamous Dylan Basnett, along with other such words such as 'PAIN' and 'CREM'.
Dylan: I thought the current prime minister was Tony Blair?
Jack: MASS Dylan! Old Blair got the boot eons ago.
by michaelfishywishywish. July 22, 2010
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Mass Effect 2

by AxiomD February 6, 2010
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