foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

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foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

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Miss Noha

She's the teacher that says their door is open and that they welcome everyone in but, in reality they shun you the second you ask for help and are extremely obnoxious and annoying.

Ugh I hate my religion teacher she is such a miss noha

by SADEMOBITCH November 21, 2021

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Miss Cat

Miss Cat is the feral cat that has been tamed. As a loving pet, she is always willing to please her owner in any way that he desires. Given appropriate attention and lots of strokes, Miss Cat will be a pussy that will purr for hours. Occasionally she requires a stern word or some correction, but will soon be purring and rubbing herself against your legs again.

There's nothing better than seeing Miss Cat, content, lapping up some milk.

Look at Miss Cat, she's so adorable!

by Mr J master of cats November 26, 2021

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