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Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024
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davin matthews

Davin Matthews normal Comes with one big nut one small nut, davin Matthews will get his penis sucked by Brian atleast once them go into a drug psychosis
by Jmhemi January 7, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew is a sweet and caring guy, he will be very clever and good at handyman tasks. Matthews of this type usually only ever love one person, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music and lifting weights.
Oh look at that matthew over there, he's very handsome and obviously more attractive than anyone named Molly.
by Gagandeep Singha November 25, 2021
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Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.
Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger
by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023
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Matthew

A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.
Matthew is a unique creature

Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated
by Lamboman18 February 12, 2022
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matthew garniss

a wigga that plays valorant and goes on yubo
wow look at matthew garniss, he hasn’t showered in days
by hotsexyperson February 10, 2023
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Matthew

Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew

Person 3: he’s so UGLY

The squirrel: *starts crying*
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