Licking a sled

A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.
Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.
by phrase_minter September 13, 2010
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Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.
Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.
by bumbleflower September 20, 2024
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Licking

A number of lesbians, greater than 3 in a gathering. Similar to a murder of crows, colony of beavers, or a mob of kangaroo.
I was in line behind a licking of lesbians to see Lady GaGa.
by Rubiman05 July 19, 2024
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muzzle licked

Going down on a woman while wearing a muzzle.
He muzzle licked a smile on my face.
by Yohan329 July 30, 2017
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titty licking dog

a dog that licks its female owners tits while waggingits tail
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doggy lick
doggy put your dick away
by PaintedMonkee April 02, 2023
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Lick Nutt

A person or persons of dubious moral character with a built-in knee-jerk reaction condition, who does or says what they perceive you want to see or hear to gain favor and create an outcome they solely desire. They will lie, cheat, rob, betray, befriend, butt kiss, big note, suck up too, embrace, play dead, roll over butt-haven and give pooh posse the news, jump through hoops, walk on hot coals, take sides, twist, turn, snake, shower, grovel and sleaze up to an individual or a group of individuals in order to achieve this.
Hi, thanks for coming to my party, have you checked out Lick Nutt over there, he's been talking pure Anussey all night, big noting, getting her drinks, agreeing with everything she says, I'm surprised he hasn't licked the floor in front of her while trying to get into her pants, such a Lick Nutt. Fuck it! I'm going to see if I can cock block him, he's pissing me off and bringing the tone of my party down.
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