Cringe King

A man (boy) hybrid who enjoys the essence of everything cringy and will poison you in every inch of your body with his cringiness.

*dabs behind the head at asian buffet* *continues to eat cherry covered bananas* Michael... You are the cringe king...

by Thirrrst god January 12, 2018

fit for a king

The best band in the world.

Fit for a king is the best band in the world.

by Blahblahblah metal and hiking. May 4, 2018

King Propane

King Propane is an event held every 2 months between a group of friends. The event consists of making fire-balls using various shapes and sizes of propane cylinders.

Phill: Hey, Squirrel, are you going to the King Propane in August?

Squirrel: Yup! And i've got plenty of propane cylinders to get the party started!

by Corvid_crow April 3, 2005

The Nameless King

A fucking epic boss fight

IGN reviewer: Dude I'm stuck on the Nameless King can you help me so I give this game a 5 out of 10 instead of a 2 out of 10.

Mike: Git Gud dumbass

by Charles ii of Spain is hot February 18, 2020

king tut

when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!

I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!

by FLCL69 March 21, 2017

kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.

I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.

by GTips July 21, 2017

Lion Kinging

The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”

I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!

"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!

by lv4kiki October 1, 2014