by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016
Get the olympic jerkmug. (1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.
Person 1:
Did you know it's June already?
Person 2:
When did you find out?
Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.
Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
Person 1:
Did you know it's June already?
Person 2:
When did you find out?
Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.
Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
Get the Corporate Circle Jerkmug. Limited time jerk like before you have to leave for a big event with friends or family you duck away for an LTM jerk before you leave.
Me - Everyone was pissed at me because they didn’t know where I went when we were gonna leave
Friend- what were you doing then?
Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk
Friend- what were you doing then?
Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk
by poohjad March 5, 2025
Get the LTM Jerkmug. 1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
Get the Jeweler Jerkmug. Turk Rigid Goblin, or otherwise known as Jerk Chicken Problem, is used to describe those with the sleeping patterns of a delinquent, usually spending days on end in a bedroom.
by Rigpinge January 22, 2018
Get the jerk chicken problemmug. The wireless jerk is when you get super high and think you masturbating you still get the orgasm without physical doing it !
by The jerk guy September 30, 2025
Get the Wireless jerkmug. by Half case March 5, 2021
Get the violent jerksmug.