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Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.
"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021
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Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"
"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"
by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025
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A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
He's on a one way life jerk
by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020
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Winged Jerks

A seagull, a widely populous bird that ultimately survives on the dregs of society. They are often heard complaining bitterly in a fight for a deep fried potato chunk.

The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.
Bloke 1: Jeez whats all that noise from
Bloke 2: Just some winged jerks fighting for a chip
by TheOxford June 12, 2011
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JERKS

An expression from an angry gym teacher also saying “{switch}” or “{quads}” and again “ you guys are all “{jerks}””
You guys are big {jerks} I’d expel all of you if I knew who you were”
by Tht kidsavage113 November 27, 2018
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Jerking

😏
😏 jerking 😏
by Bitch 3 September 8, 2023
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