Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.

Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

Pulling a Hammer

When you make a bet and then renege on it like a hack radio personality carpet bagging in Cleveland from Denver. Never do this- you will be branded as scum for life.

Aaron Goldhammer said he would eat poo if the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield. They did and Aaron was caught pulling a hammer and refused to pay up on his bet.

by Reflog_18 June 11, 2018

Hammer

Big butt! Fat bootyyyyy

She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)

by Cutienesspelities November 28, 2022

Razer - The Hammer

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.

God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.

by godimperator January 12, 2018

Hammer Time

"Jacked up feet"... Eddie Murphy in Boomerang

Eddie: Man, I don't know if I can date that girl anymore. I pulled back the covers on her feet and hammer time.

Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!

by Dvlsadvk8 July 2, 2021