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facebook fallout

(Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.
Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!
by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011
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Facebook chair

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D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.
by Jashy December 7, 2010
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Facebook stall

The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline
-Why is she not replying/commenting while it's clear that she is on facebook?
-Facebook stall
by REDHANDED September 18, 2010
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Facebook Douchebaggery

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.
Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
by PMTran June 10, 2011
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Facebook haunting

When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.
Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.
by double 3's May 1, 2010
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facebook construct

Writing a sentence beginning with the words "name is" and then changing to a different sentence completely, such as the way you used to do on statuses on Facebook.
Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"
by zyrone March 1, 2009
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Facebook Fluffer

The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.

To make up lies to make your self feel better.

To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.

"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.

Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
by Capa March 28, 2013
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