by Jashy December 06, 2010
A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
by kingbumii January 23, 2016
Steve says he has been to the gym everynight this week. I didn't know they had a gym at McDonald's. What a facebook liar.
by jspin1982 June 16, 2011
When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.
Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.
by double 3's May 01, 2010
The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.
To make up lies to make your self feel better.
To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
To make up lies to make your self feel better.
To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.
"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.
Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.
Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
by Capa March 29, 2013
When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status
"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
by avianeddy October 27, 2011
The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.
Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"
Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
by PMTran May 17, 2011