Steve says he has been to the gym everynight this week. I didn't know they had a gym at McDonald's. What a facebook liar.
by jspin1982 June 16, 2011
Get the Facebook liarmug. by Jashy December 7, 2010
Get the Facebook chairmug. Someone who posts lengthy essays on someone else's miserable status, giving them deep, personal information that all of their facebook friends can see. It's quite cheesy.
Some Kid: Wow, my life is over. I CAN'T believe this is happening to me...how did things get this way?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
by fishoil October 24, 2009
Get the Dr. Facebookmug. by Vijay Love September 5, 2011
Get the facebook skankmug. The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline
by REDHANDED September 18, 2010
Get the Facebook stallmug. A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.
by itsnotourfuture March 21, 2011
Get the Facebook Smilemug. Writing a sentence beginning with the words "name is" and then changing to a different sentence completely, such as the way you used to do on statuses on Facebook.
Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"
by zyrone March 1, 2009
Get the facebook constructmug.