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Facebook haunting

When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.
Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.
by double 3's May 1, 2010
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Facebook chair

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D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.
by Jashy December 7, 2010
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facebook impression

The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!
Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.
by Fredrickss January 18, 2010
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Dr. Facebook

Someone who posts lengthy essays on someone else's miserable status, giving them deep, personal information that all of their facebook friends can see. It's quite cheesy.
Some Kid: Wow, my life is over. I CAN'T believe this is happening to me...how did things get this way?

Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.

Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
by fishoil October 24, 2009
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facebook fallout

(Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.
Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!
by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011
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Facebook stall

The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline
-Why is she not replying/commenting while it's clear that she is on facebook?
-Facebook stall
by REDHANDED September 18, 2010
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facebook skank

Someone with an incredible amount of friends, predominantly members of the opposite sex.
I just noticed Ashley has 2500 friends and 90% of them are guys, what a facebook skank!
by Vijay Love September 5, 2011
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