Fuckerpooch

-Douchebag extraordinaire
-A word you say when you're so pissed off you just spew out random cusses
-A horny Dog/Pig

Damn you!! You Fuckerpooch! Gawd

by Cherry T. November 15, 2010

Fully Turged

When one's penis receives maximum blood flow resulting in separation from the sack

I was on the Japanese metro bus yesterday, and this girl's tight little butt kept rubbing up against my dong and got me fully turged

During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.

by singleguy69 March 11, 2013

Functional Stoner

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.

John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why

by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013

futsk

Literal Polish pronunciation of fuck. Sometimes used instead of the obvious expletive kurva.

Office worker: Ow futsk ! (thinks: kurva !).

by AvdIJ September 7, 2014

functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.

Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.

by someguy1985 November 7, 2015

Fuck it Friday

Pay Day Friday or the Friday directly following Pay Day.

"Hey want to go out for Lunch today?"
"No, I'm skint."
"But it's Fuck it Friday!"
"Oh! In that case count me in!"

by Soulless_2k4 May 3, 2016

Fuckleneck

Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.

That fuckleneck got arrested again.

Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?

That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.

by Craci July 26, 2017