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Ethan

Ethans are very dark and twisted individuals. Ethans usually range between 5 foot 5 and 4 ft tall and his temper is as short as him. You can often find them in their natural habitat of roblox playing an fps or meep city. Alternitivly you can find them playing call of duty and screaming at young children. When challenged the average Ethan will begin to mock you and attempt to demasculate you. Then if it persists he will grow louder and angrier when mocked it becomes worse. When stuck in this situation you must offer him his favorite food, ice cream, and ignore everything else he says.
"Wow that Ethan is very dark and twisted."
by ovendweller42 January 4, 2024
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a cute lil dumbass bitch that likes to sniff the cheese from his own cock.
my pookie is such an ethan
by ethans big tittty gf January 15, 2024
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What you call a certain type of friend, even and especially if their name isn't Ethan. That really epic super close friend who seems to always have your back, and always have the perfect advice. They are secretly pulling the strings, orchestrating the perfect solution to whatever problem you're dealing with. Will always listen to what you have to say, and will always brighten the situation with a great joke. Everyone needs an Ethan.
Get yourself an Ethan.
by demonic-ducks March 10, 2024
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by Norbert March 10, 2024
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Being "Ethan" is equal to being underdeveloped in the frontal cortex.
Guy1: You're so ethan
Guy2: inki pinki ponki
by Kjydlonge March 11, 2024
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The happiest and most loving guy you can ever meet,
He's always ready to make new friends and is always loyal and protective. He goes through alot of pain which no one knows about and nevers tells anyone.

Ask him how he feels, contact him first and you will have his friendship for life. He's really good looking when you see him through the right angle, and he only cares about others
"Ethan is so nice he's always there for you"
by anonymous April 6, 2024
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