devil's beating his wife

When the sun is shining and it is raining... The Devil Is Beating His Wife...

When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.

by Harley2008 November 12, 2013

hickory horned devil

the fifth instar of the caterpillar of a Citheronia Regalis moth, known for it's prickly and garish appearance

A hickory horned devil is actually harmless when touched.

by The Return of Light Joker July 7, 2011

Hotter than the devil's asshole

A more extreme expression to convey intense heat.

Similar to "hotter than hell", and more uncomfortably specific.

It is hotter than the devil's asshole and our a/c is broken.

Don't touch that plate, it's hotter than the devil's asshole.

by Catullus Nex September 1, 2013

Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger

A burger that comes with a deviled egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Silver Tongue Devil

Someone whom likes or the act of eating old hairy, gray, old lady puss.

Luke is a silver tongue devil.

Oh man I would love to give her the the silver tongue devil right after I kick in her back door.

by Meatdrapes July 8, 2010

Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

Hold The Devil Accountable

To blame a non-existent entity for all of your actions or failures.

Example 1)

Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"

Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."

Example 2)

Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."

Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"

by im.thatoneguy June 22, 2010