Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

by Death Menace September 7, 2022

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

by Devon112 June 23, 2019

pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet

Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend

by TTJR January 20, 2016

Seed Dating

Go out with someone (in whom one is romantically or sexually interested) with intent to reproduce

"I've been getting into seed dating lately."

by Gio Bidoni March 24, 2024

Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

Dating

Verb

Dating - To make eating dates a regular part of one's diet. Compare to the noun Dater.

Noun

Dater - One who makes dating a regular part of their diet

John has been dating lately especially as an appetizer and sugar substitute

by Festus Finlooper January 2, 2022

Pre-Dating

Talking to someone while also not talking to others and doing things couples do, but you're not dating.

Me and her are pre-dating.

by Abrein March 11, 2020