Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

by Death Menace September 7, 2022

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

by Devon112 June 23, 2019

date

when two people go out to do an activity together and there is a possibility for them to end up engaging in SEXUAL activities otherwise it is not a date !

we went out on a date last friday (horse riding) and ended up having sex !!!

by dayminoss October 6, 2022

broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.

MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.

by roberst September 6, 2011

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

by iceMachine January 20, 2012

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013