Coffee

An addicting substance best found at Dunkin’ Donuts

“Bella usually gets 3 cups of a day she’s turning into a coffee addict”

by WitjrorjbEiekndjd May 17, 2018

coffee

really hot bean water

i like my coffee hot and with the freshest beans

by permabloom April 01, 2020

Coffee

Somebody who has been coffed, or the beneficiary of a coffer

The coffer bought out the coffee shop.

by toastedwater December 02, 2021

Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

by December 11, 2020

coffee

a college student's blood

"Is there a coffee doner nearby?"

by クランチ June 23, 2019

Coffee

Used as a synonym for One-Night-Stands, especially in the black community.

Wanna grab a coffee?

by ConWarlock August 21, 2022

coffee

Colloquial term for anything so perfect, it cannot be described by any other means.

Have you ever seen Inception? That movie is coffee.

by FuckMountEverest May 01, 2019