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Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.
Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.
by Mr El Conquistador May 20, 2022
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popcorn Coffee

Popcorn Coffee is the World's greatest rapper. Popcorn Coffee is not famous and has not released any songs yet but if you meet him in person you will understand. He has one of the most attractive faces and plays girls like monopoly. He is very cocky but that does not keep the females away. He is tall,dark and handsome. Some people say he looks like Michael B Jordan
Yo! Is that Popcorn Coffee (PC) his bars are so hard and the ladies love him.
by Dimso May 24, 2022
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mormon coffee

"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"
by johnnyapplesemen December 29, 2021
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Coffee

OMG Coffee it's really you omg
by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022
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Coffee cig

Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
Hey I got coffee cigs, 3 for a soup.
by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022
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Lamont Coffee

lamont Coffee is the best boyfriend, fiance, husband you can ever find. He will listen to you. He will care for you. He will be there for you when you need him. He's the best man in your life. When I mean by "your" I also mean mines. <3.
by secreteadmire0923 March 12, 2022
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Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.
That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.
by keepittea March 13, 2022
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