the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.

Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.

chris valenti syndrome by happyending December 24, 2007

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Chris Winner

Self proclaimed genius, who uses confusion rays and cladocious demeanor to impose its will on surrounding beings. 2. A god of man and a beast of the gods...3. Also someone who will swindle you if you are not very careful "similar to gypsies"

"Watch out a Chris Winner is on the move" "Chris Winner is a nut"

Chris Winner by C Win February 1, 2009

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chris rosanbalm

The questionably male version of Ellen "The Dike" Degeneris. He regularly gets pooped on by maddy hicks. Goes after girls with boyfriends and gets denied. Been refered to by many as that stalkin blonde boy. Scrawny ass creepy ass mofucka.

That one creepy old guy from family guy will be chris rosanbalm in about 25 years.

chris rosanbalm by Wadeclow November 15, 2013

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chris and caylee

BEST COUPLE EVER!!!! Stay strong your love is true

Every couple wants to be them! Look its Chris and caylee

chris and caylee by ;)???? December 2, 2013

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