When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.
“Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
Get the Chinese Fire Drill mug.When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
Get the Chinese water bagel mug."Slutty Chinese" refers to greasy, late-night Chinese food, often craved after a night out or a playful risqué term for someone of Asian descent who enjoys adventurous intimate acts of eating ass.
Let's grab some of that 'Slutty Chinese' after the bar.
When I was done eating her fine ass and making her cum, she called me her Slutty Chinese...
When I was done eating her fine ass and making her cum, she called me her Slutty Chinese...
by TO_daddy June 7, 2025
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Get the Chinese Ice Storm mug.The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
Get the Eight-Legged Chinese Man mug.A medical condition in which one teste hangs significantly lower than the other, most common after strenuous tasks, such as heavy lifting or rough intercourse.
"Hey man, you alright? You're walking kinda funny." "Nah man, I gave myself a Chinese hernia last night trying to move the refrigerator" "You gave yourself what??" "You know, one hung low"
by Cream_of_sum_yung_gai September 21, 2025
Get the Chinese hernia mug.The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.
Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.
by Ryselin August 5, 2020
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