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Charlie in the chocolate factory

A slang term for having anal sex. The "Charlie" refers to the penis while the "chocolate factory" refers to the anus, which produces "chocolate" (referring to shit).
Paula:Hey Tom
Tom:Yes, Paula?
Paula:You know, I feel very turned on by the movie I watched. Perhaps you can stick your charlie in the chocolate factory, but MY chocolate factory.
Tom:Why yes I would. C'mon i'll do you on the spot.
by PresidentMudkip January 16, 2011
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Charlie Sheen-it up

To party hardcore. Usually involves 20 year old pornstars and escorts, suitcases of cocaine and ending in police interference.
Craig: "so what are you doing this weekend guy?"
Bob: "Throwing a party. Gonna invite like 5 pornstars and get my boy to bring the suitcase full of coke"
Craig: "Damn son, you're really gonna Charlie Sheen-it up"
Bob "Word I am"
by maximumcarters February 18, 2011
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Charlie Hash-browns

A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'
Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

_______

Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.
by Cookie Limps March 27, 2010
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Charlie Style Shitting

Charlie Style Shitting is when you take a shit while sitting the opposite way of the toilet. First you have to take one foot out of your pants in order to sit backwards. It is also suggested that you have toilet paper in reach because its a pain to switch around. One of the many benefits of CSS is having a place to set your laptop, netbook, newspaper, magazine, and/or porn. This style is also useful when shitting in a stall with out a door (so other people can't see your junk), another Benefit of CSS is that you will be sticking it to the man!
Oh man, this stall doesn't have a fucking door, but I gotta shit, I better pull a Charlie Style Shit. But this will be tricky since only the pros pull the Charlie Style Shitting maneuver.
by mtbmikex9 July 15, 2011
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Charlie Sheen Special

The Charlie Sheen special is a minimum two-day bender of alcohol, multiple porn stars, other hookers, AND a briefcase full of cocaine.
I'm sorry I missed your Bar Mitzvah I was recovering from a Charlie Sheen special.
by Chuck Sheen February 18, 2011
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So Long, Charlie

A term used to dismiss, degrade or marginalize a person. Commonly used in response to the over-popularized term "Bye-Felicia" — which is now often used by unoriginal basic white girls. Also used to shutdown basic bitch friends with names like Savannah or Jill.
Friend 1: Okay cool c u lata
Friend 2: Bye Felicia.
Friend 1: So Long, Charlie
by shdown23 May 1, 2015
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Charlie Brown Kwanzaa

1) A hilarious dub on Youtube that is basically the black ghetto version of Charlie Brown's Christmas. The holiday season isn't complete without it.

2) The most quotable video ever made.
You have nice soup coolers. Let's lock legs and swap gravy.

-This is Charlie Brown Kwanzaa.
by CrazerDaiser595 December 27, 2010
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