by Monkey440 August 16, 2019
Get the visa-cardmug. by Devotee_14 April 19, 2018
Get the oyster cardmug. Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022
Get the unauthorised credit card swipemug. The "Debit Card Game" is a name used for raping children. As a debit card goes in and out, this signals a rape. It can sound very innocent, but do not be fooled.
Family member: Hey, kid! Would you like to play the debit card game?
*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*
*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*
by Iamnotfunny July 29, 2022
Get the debit card gamemug. 1: Dude, you saw that awesome ninja skin in Fortnite?
2: Yeah, I wanted to buy it but my mum took my v-card privileges!
2: Yeah, I wanted to buy it but my mum took my v-card privileges!
by h person May 25, 2020
Get the V-Cardmug. An individual's personal entitlement, however idealistic it may be, to negate another person's statement, thought, or action which the entitled individual disagrees with with or simply wants to refuse. It is leveraged in much the same way as the "nope" card in the card game Exploding Kittens, albeit figuratively.
"Jeffrey, I really care for you. But this isn't working. I want to break up with you."
"Nope."
"What?"
"Nope"
"I don't understand. What do you mean nope?"
"I'm playing my nope card. So you can't break up with me."
"Oh. Okay."
"Wanna go out for drinks tonight?"
"Sure, I guess."
"Nope."
"What?"
"Nope"
"I don't understand. What do you mean nope?"
"I'm playing my nope card. So you can't break up with me."
"Oh. Okay."
"Wanna go out for drinks tonight?"
"Sure, I guess."
by The Original HR Director May 31, 2019
Get the nope cardmug. A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
Get the Card Condommug.