Cream Rises

A douchebag comment generally used by the office tool, it means that someone who is exceptionally good will distinguish himself from others and be noticed.

Taken from the homogenisation process of milk; during this process, the lighter fatty portions of the milk rise to the top due to lesser density. These fatty portions are then skimmed and made into a separate product: cream.

Andy "What are you on now Chris 3k?"

Chris "Yeah boi!"

Nayan "What are you on Andy? £195!! Haha"

Andy "Cream rises Nayan, cream rises"

by cowdungsteveo August 06, 2013

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Whipped cream surprize

A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.

I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.

by Dash VMC June 11, 2005

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Blueberry cream surprise

sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.

Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.

by Jago29 September 10, 2010

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