Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.

Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon

by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024

brandon latimer

very well might be the sexiest red haired man in the universe, once you lay eyes on a brandon latimer you may never find the same qualities in another man.

well damn susie, look at that model he thinks he is a brandon latimer

by magicman911 March 29, 2022

The Brandon

To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.

Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon

by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023

Brandon

Dude who’s definitely gay

That dudes such a Brandon

by Lilmitchy69 August 21, 2023

brandon dubose

is a term for a lazy slacker that cant rap for his life and has the lowest respect for women and constantly acts like a kid

you are acting like a brandon dubose

by thatkid@lcschool May 23, 2014

Brandon

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.

Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.

by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is a hoe. He think he is better than everyone even his friends. He think he can get everyone girl with two walking legs. He’s good a sports, but that’s the only thing. He’s known to break girls hearts, but it’s fine cause they are fucking over him too.😏

Brandon is a lowdown gold digging son of a bitch.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019