Bahai Blast

A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.

The Bahai Blast went great with that Chipotle Ranch Chicken Burrito!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

Concert Blast

The act of mercilessly finger blasting random slimes at electric raves or epic dubstep concerts.

Adam: "3-2-1----concert blast off!!"
Andrew "yeah!!!"

by Slampierce July 6, 2011

on blast

to do or say something loudly and boldly. to amplify something.

He had his speakers on blast. The colors in her hair were on blast.

by Rilla3000 September 23, 2022

Raw dog finger blast butt juicer

It’s when one’s skin is raw from grinding it on the ground then inserts finger in others butt whole until they spray juices out of their butt

Bartholomew: where’s Jamal?
Ben: I heard a he’s giving Layla a raw dog finger blast butt juicer

by Mango_witdaBBL June 25, 2025

Block Blast

The second upcoming of mobile contracting addictions which had been invented for the main purpose of increasing screen time

Omar: Hey wanna go out outside
Robert: No I'm busy playing Block Blast

by Blaza_Boi December 20, 2024

Rim blast

The act of a femail pennitrating a males rectum with with one or multiple fingers.

Aka, Bearded spider blasting, ballooon blasting,

Nick was telling Bryan about a hooker he let rim blast him in the hotel room in Houston.

by Magic Mike Magic Man February 7, 2018

Buffalo Blast

The act of ejaculating on to you or your partners buffalo wings for extra flavor

Want me to buffalo blast your wings baby?

by buffybill August 1, 2018