Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.

Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!

by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020

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full bell

When someone eats too much food, resulting in a full stomach. See also full belly, stuffed, full.

Jarrod: 'I have a full bell.'
Chelsey: 'I don't want to know what that means.'

by antditto February 4, 2019

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Taco Bell

if you try to go to the restaurant and order one taco, the police will put you in jail before you release that bomb into the toilet. Taco Bell has some of the most bomb threats in the world, all of which are a threat to the toilet.

Hey Kyle!
what?
let's go to Taco Bell!
why?
bomb threats happen in the bathroom, let's catch one!
well, then eat some tacos!

by BreathingHumanPersonLiving February 23, 2021

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