Bed-Grump

A word for a dude who wants to be alone when he sleeps cause he feels gay when he sleep next to a guy.
"I am such a Bed-Grump."
by yomama996 December 23, 2023
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bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.
by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 06, 2023
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silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.
by Harry Wallbanger April 23, 2006
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Commie Bed

A bed that is shared by all people who are planning on fucking someone that night, similar to Communist Russia, where everyone gets the same thing.
Melanie got fucked in the commie bed last night by Michael.
by scottden95 September 09, 2022
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you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol
help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes
by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017
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Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 09, 2022
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Depression Bed

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.
My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.
by RichGirlLAvibe January 04, 2022
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