Barley Beard

The pussy hair of a girl who has who only has sex after consuming mass quantities of beer, ale or malt liquor

Man, me and Monica were going out for weeks and I got Nothing. Then she put away a twelver of Old Mil and I couldn't keep her Barley Beard off my face.

by Eldo76 November 20, 2010

beardmuseum

A record label in Oxford and associated monthly event showcasing a high standard of local music performed under the acoustic discipline. Members of the audience with beards may enter free.

-Hey where are you going?
-I'm going to the BeardMuseum
-Sweet.

by beardmuseum June 28, 2004

Beardsence

A sixth sense acquired by the wearer of a sufficiently large beard. Gives ability to catch wild birds and not be seen till rather close to people.

His beardsence helped him catch that pigeon in the park

by Wiead Fraak Dreadlocman November 30, 2010

Beard Butt

To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them

Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!

by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011

beardmigo

A friend or amigo with a beard.

Because Pete and Marc were the only two guys with beards at the party, they became instant beardmigos.

by Fook-ST@R October 22, 2014

beard mustache connectors

Something that gives the beard a nice flow. Without connectors, your beard looks like absolute shit. Unless you're going Abraham Lincoln.

I can't grow beard mustache connectors for shit. Imma shave em off or do the Ol' Abraham Lincoln.

by #ThugLife July 2, 2015

Bearded Kitty

A cat with a full blown beard.

Look at that bearded kitty!

by DankKitty February 10, 2017